Start uni this week. No FFS
Uni is a 180km return trip. FFS
The powers that be put on a free coach bus service, hellllooo air condition comfort. No FFS
The bus driver looks like the lead character in a f-grade horror flick. FFS
He drives the bus like a horror flick. FFS.
He gets me home faster than I could, and I don't stop to let students off. No FFS (just close your eyes, think of England, no one has died....yet)
Big two have to walk themselves home from school. No FFS (it's character building and fitness building...right)
Big two have a fight, and separately contact me, one via Skype, one via Instagram. FFS
Fight club topics include whether or not either of them should have a shower after school, who should go first, and why are girls mean. FFS
The first rule of fight club......
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