I think it is admirable you are standing as an independent in the upcoming state elections. Parliament needs more variety and the more choices we have, the more chances we have electing someone that truly represents their constituents and not a political party.
However I digress.
You are in danger of not even getting a look in for my vote.
You are no ordinary politician, I accept this. Your need to take up not 1 or 2 car park bays, but three, puts you in the "not just any politician" position. 3 bays!!! Really!! Outside of a busy school that is already pushed for parking.
P.S please ignore the empty car space next to me. I rock up to school half an hour early, just to get a car park. Those empties, they fill up real quick.